of Jersey Shore.  It is, by far, the most ridiculous waste of television space that has ever burned on the screen…which is why I can’t take my eyes away.  I watched 2.5 episodes and the only reason I didn’t watch more because Nick was throwing me out the door so we could run family errands together.  There are scratch marks on the door frame, I believe, from where I was grasping to watch the last minutes of Jersey Trash before Nick threw me in the car.

And then I talked with a Jersey accent for an hour.

*pff* I’m so sure.