“So, you’re turning 28, right?”
“Yes.”
“And you’re turning 28 on the 27th?”
“Uh-huh. It’s the end of my golden year.”
“Mhm.”
“I think I’m going to wear something gold everyday until Tuesday to signify the end of my golden year.”
“Well, you know what comes after gold don’t you?”
“Silver?”
“Platinum, baby, platinum! You’re going platinum this year!”
It would be so amusing (though not so culturally sound) if you actually WENT PLATINUM this year. Think about having the hair of Anna Nicole (RIP) – are you in?