Me: Nick?

Nick: Yeah?

Me: It’s September.

Nick: I know.

Me: Do you know what that means?

Nick: It could mean multiple things.

Me: It means our son is going to be here in less than four months, roughly.

Nick leans over and loudly talks to my belly button: ISAIAH! PLEASE STAY PUT FOR A WHILE. IT’S GOOD IN THERE. IT’S SAFE IN THERE. DON’T COME OUT JUST YET. WE’LL LET YOU KNOW.