I just got back from Borchers family vacation 2009: Charleston, SC.

Nick and everyone else hit the road while I flew the friendly skies.

I’m exhausted and need sleep, but this is all you need to know for now before I write up about the beautiful south:

my return flight was horrendous. The fan above my head didn’t work. The girl next to me kept farting.

I was gagging into the window, trying not to breathe.

So much for pampered.