I was about to google a question that began with the word “is” and these ten questions appeared down in the scroll to try and predict what my “is” question would be:
IS
bronchitis contagious?
pneumonia contagious?
Obama the antichrist?
Michelle Obama pregnant?
your Jason Mraz lyrics?
limewire illegal?
Lil Wayne dead?
the world going to end in 2012?
santa real?
pluto a planet?
Let’s pretend Google is an omnipotent force…
If you could ask one “is” question today — what would you ask if you knew you would get the truth in reply?
is this the way it’s going to stay?
Is sex ever going to happen again the way I want it to?
is….my job going to last ’till the end of the year? the end of the summer?