So, now there is this new feature in Blogger – CALL ME FOR FREE! where bloggers can receive voicemail messages right from our blog. And post them! What better way to start my day off than to wake up and hear my little nephew calling, “Tita, I miss you!”

Followed by a, “Listen you self-righteous b*#$@, you’re the f#*@ing reason why this world is going to hell in a handbasket with your bull$*&t feminist posts on your g^&d@#$ blog! I hope you f*#$ing die!”

WHERE DO I SIGN?